Friday, November 20, 2009

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POLISH AND REFINE USAIN BOLT





Now after making so much money for the past two track seasons, one would assume that Usain Bolt would be more polished right? WRONG! apparently the male world number one track athlete is in dire need of some physical and hygienic attention.

According to sources Usain has become the talk of the local and international locker room.....not for his talent but more so his overall appearance.One source said that bolt has horrible smelly feet and refuses to address the issue.

A next source says that Usain's tooth are in bad condition as he has a few cavities and a few missing tooth.

When it comes to his image a sport reporter from BBC said " Usain Bolt the fastest man in the world who runs for his country Jamaica,but is sometimes confused as Kenyan runner as he has a rich African look"......... Need we say more?

3 comments:

  1. Usain needs to do a bit better. The money he is spending on the cars and that cat in africa, he could spend it on himself. Come on Usai.

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  2. if that is really his feet he needs a podiatrist !!!!

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  3. that feet is the secret of his success....lol.Should it ever wash he will lose his powers.

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